Category: Funny

The One About Christmas Eve

Okay, so Christmas is supposed to be the happiest time of year and blah blah its a scam. I have always hated the holidays for a few reasons: It reminds me that I’m poor It reminds me that my family is dysfunctional I usually work on Christmas Eve and it makes me emotional watching old…

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The One About Taking Chances

This one is for the women (and men) that are the unexpected leaders… a little too late. You see, I am a bubbly and engaged person in my every day life. I am involved with my sorority (somewhat), I am involved with my college education (somewhat), and I am involved with my future (somewhat). I…

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Tinder Guy #2: Music Boy

I know you are used to hearing about my awful experiences, but Guy #2 isn’t all that bad. Let’s rewind back to May this year. Specifically, the last day of my junior year and before I took my last final. I had recently downloaded Tinder again for the 600th time and I remember seeing that…

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The One About Tinder

Oh, have you been waiting for this one? Yeah, well I have been waiting for someone worth my time, so I guess we all like to disappoint each other. If you have been living under a very, very large rock and are unfamiliar with Tinder (also known as one of the world’s most entertaining shitstorms),…

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Why I Don’t Eat Edibles

WARNING: If you do eat edibles and seriously love them, then that is cool and I am supportive of your well being. If you are a cop, please don’t judge me… or arrest me. Okay, so my dingus best friend told me that her boyfriend at the time was really good at making fun brownies…

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